cccxxviii) Sure...

..why not?

cccxxi) Backups.

Apparently one can never two many sunglasses when you're a Chilean taxi driver...

cccxv) Bugger.

I messed up. Badly.

cclxxxv) Peek-A-Boo.

That creepy bastard.

cclxxiv) Dirt.

My apartment is 35 square metres without any furniture in it.

This is one week's accumulation of yuckiness on just the floor.

I do a deep sweep on average once a week.

What the..?!?!?!

cclxxii) Just Chillin'.

Well this wasn't ominous...

cclxvii) Mr Men.

One of these is not like the others...

Hint: I'm pretty sure that's not a cap...

cclv) Jump.

Not a bad spot to have snog.

ccxliv) Yoga For Kids.

Damn hippies.

ccxli) Spackle.

Like a bunch of multi-coloured bumcheeks mooning at me. Goddamn.

ccxxiv) The Thunderdome.

They take security very seriously at my apartment.

clxxiv) Big Balls.

Kinda makes me wanna go zorbing now.

cliii) Shikimaru.

Damn sneaky ninjas.

cxliv) Lightspeed Candirú.

I question the motives of the designer who thought it'd be a good idea to install an electrical socket within the natural path of a bathroom showerhead...

(Excuse the nasty stitching job,
No Wide-Angle Lens + Lack of Space = Photoshop Hackiness.)

cxliii) Something Fishy...

Behold... the TUNA flavoured ice cream.

Seriously. That's what it said on the label.

*shush* Don't tell me it's actually the secret lovechild of a pear and a hedgehog. Just lemme enjoy my fishy ice cream dream...

cxxxii) E's Not Welcome.

Man, that's a lotta syllables for an at-a-glance roadsign.

cxxx) Mmm... Smokey.

Ahh, life in the city.

xxxix) Good Morning.

It's 3pm

#363: Rectal Bulimia...

...is a warm banana smoothie before bed and a freshly stocked supply of loo roll in the bathroom.

This could be my magic solution to get rid of this "holiday belly" that I seem to have accumulated over the past month. Or two.

I'm gonna be bigger than that Atkins guy!


...might need to think of a catchier name though.


PROTIP: Warm the milk first, THEN blend it with the untouched bananas. Unless you like your bananas a gooey brown mush.

#343: Time Travel.

What?

I thought today was Wednesday?!?!!?!?!?!?!?