#341: Bloat.

Gargh!

My rotundness returns...

England has done it again.

(¬_¬)

#340: Yup, This Would Be A Blank.

Three hundred and forty days straight!

#339: You Big Meteorological Tease.

Gargh!

Where's all the snow gone?

What happened to my white Christmas?!

Humbugs!

#338: I am Male. I am An Adult.

I also have the Coolest. Phone Case. Ever.

Worrrd.

#337: Oldies But Goodies.

How is it that both my 7yr old laptop and 10yr old desktop PC are still both able to chug along with nary a grumble...

But my 1yr old netbook is the one that decides to shutdown down with a bunch of bad sectors on it's hard drive total hard disk failure???

#336: Trudge. Trudge.

Sounds like I'm one of the few people over 12yrs old who's actually loving the snow.

But man, I miss never being more than 100m away from a 7-11 in any direction.

*puts on snow boots*

#335: In The Shadow of Darkness.

For something that grows underground and then yanked out via their hair, carrots sure are a cheerful colour.

*inspirational* =D

#334: For The Greater Good.

Parents!

If you absolutely must bring a baby into the economy section of a packed overnight long-haul flight...

Do your part for World Peace;

Give the baby a tranquiliser.




Seriously, 290 people mentally wishing, "Shut Up. Shut Up. Shut Up..." upon one lil kid is gonna end up stunting it's growth or something.