Wednesday, 20 January 2010

#20: The Sinister Enlightenment.

Riding home from work today I made a bit of a discovery - my left bumcheek actually sits a little further forward than my right bumcheek. I have an asymmetrical arse.

This revelation about my wonky bottom might go some ways to explaining why I can't ride a bike with no hands, why I'm right-footed, but left-handed, but right-eye dominant. I'll shoot right-handed, but I'd hold a guitar upside-down.

Actually, is my derrière debalanced because I'm left-handed, or am I left-handed because of my crooked bum?

This one is gonna stick with me, I can tell.

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