I've currently got the most annoying cough in the world. Actually, I don't even think they deserve to be called full-grown coughs. It's somewhere between a cough and a splutter, closer to a choke.
I can keep it at bay by constantly having some kinda boiled sweet in my mouth, but goddamn doesn't it come back with a vengeance when I run through the whole pack. It's like a lil gremlin living in my throat. A wimpy, little brat of a gremlin that I wouldn't even mind if I actually had some phegm to cough up and make the coughs seem like they're serving some kinda purpose. But my throat is perfectly fine and operational in the few seconds when I'm not spluttering/choking around.
Maybe I should stop walking around naked in my apartment.
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