It's no secret that at its very base, alcohol reveals the true nature behind a person. Just enough to tip over the edge of self-awareness, but not quite enough to give in to hedonism. At that point, you'll know who your real friends are, what their real ambitions might be, and more than anything else... who the horny ones are.
Apparently when I'm tipsy, my true nature is to cold read everybody. I counted five pairs who had the increased likelihood of sweaty nakedness tonite, including one nerdy looking guy who looked like he was about to pop coz he couldn't believe the cute girl was talking to him. Ahh... fond memories.
My girlfriend was sleeping at home and I was out in a bar with a bunch of single buddies. What else am I gonna do?!
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