#327: Waddle Waddle.

Packing for a wedding banquet this weekend, I'm searching through old boxes for the "smart" clothes that I'm supposed to wear to formal events.

I come across a pair of black trousers, which are 38inches at the waist and 29inches at the legs...

Evidently there was a stage in my life where I turned up to weddings shaped like The Penguin from Batman Returns.