Everytime the girlfriend puts one of those blackhead nose strip thingies on my face, I'm both fascinated and horrified by the literal crap that it pulls out.
Not by the crap itself. That's to be expected. My face gets itself into some pretty hazardous environments.
But more at the freakin' length of some of these towers and columns. Just how far down do pores go? It's like my face is a big colander.